This is s test to see how my camera phone takes pictures of food.
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First of all that word is actually kind of hard to spell. Its tricky. So for that last year or so I have been working for a Telecommunications company called Ranger Communications. Its awesome! I really like it. Its not like your normal job. Its not even close to 9-5, the skill set required is really great to have. Its a really strange mix of construction-ess skills and technical skills, basically its a great mix of the physical and mental tasks. This post is not about my job however, its about what I have learned while on the job. We work at businesses. We go onsite and install and service BTS Phones for small or medium sized businesses. I have learned a lot about corporate America. What a terrible terrible place to be. Whoa. it makes me very sad. I have heard stories of the dreaded cubicle farms the burden of deadlines and not to mention wearing "business attire". I have to say however that the saddest thing I have seen is all the silliness that almost seems to fester in such setting. The bickering, the fighting, the cutthroat dog eat dog mentality of corporate America. I have been privy to MANY conversations that I did not want to hear. Its almost wild. I laugh a lot at the stories I hear and shake my head even more. I have even seen yelling and near crying.
So as I have spent a lot of time working amongst these "corpos" as they will be known from here on I have wondered, Why!? Why??? I don't understand why this exists. I have narrowed it down to a few possible reasons.
1. Human Nature of Movement and Exploration
2.Greed
3. Inner Frustration
I am going to explore each of these further in later posts. But what I would like to do now is to initiate an almost interactive blog. For those few of you who read this. I would Love to hear what you think about my 3 possible ideas and what you think could be other more viable reasons. Also if you have any experiences working for the man.
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Okay. All I'm saying is that everyone once and a while you see an Image so prolific...so mind bendingly awesome that you have to scream it from the rooftops. I love this little girl. I want her to be my pal. I want her to come to my house to sell cookies. Id spend like fifty bucks on cookies if this girl sold em. Man. I love this picture. Enjoy all.
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DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER I wrote this two years ago. Im only publishing it because I think its funny. I no longer feel this way. Okay your right..yes I do.. EXCEPT for my wife. Im not just saying this to stay out of trouble... honestly as honest as I can be. She is very very forthright. Enjoy.
I don't hate women....really I don't. I know what you are thinking..."oh great another rage blog about chicks" its not a rage blog, more of a constructive criticism blog.
I have been thinking a lot, as I do. I am not about to make any judgments or even TRY to explain women, that's like understanding how rice crispies snap, crackle AND pop, and like why everything from China smells like fish, or why seeing someone get kicked in the chone chones is so funny, or why people buy Volvo's or why a human being would vote for hilary clinton....it just can not be explained. I'm instead going to attempt to just make a few suggestions to the wonderful group of people known as 'women'. here are a few things I think would help out the world
1. Don't lie.
2. Don't be liars.
3. Don't bear false witness
4. Be honest
5. Be a not liar.
6. Only tell the truth
7. Be a truth teller.
8. Be an anti-liar advocate(and practice what you advocate)
My suggestions may be numerous but they are simple.
For instance....if you don't want to go on a date. Follow rule number 6.
If you do have feelings for a young man, follow rule number 1
If you are asked a question follow rule number 7
If someone does really look fat rules 1-8 do not apply.
Ladies...I love you....remember these are only minor suggestions.
Read this. I proved it.
http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2008/03/do-women-lie-more.html
Ps. This blog has no specific reference to any one particular woman. Don't give yourself that much credit
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Going to College for things that require reading and writing severely inhibits me from keeping a valid blog. I have nothing a worth to say I suppose. And I just saw that I actually had some people who commented on one or two of my posts. I had no idea. Sorry to all of you who I ignored. Ignorantly I swear...hehe. Well maybe it will be good for me to write more. I thought I was merely keeping an online journal. Odd sounding pair of words...Online Journal...odd. Anywho. ALSO I found some pages that I never posted. I will do so. they are funny. Because I wrote them TWO years ago. I was silly(er). Anywho Again....So just a few minutes ago I had an idea. I write all ALL ALLL the time. I should just post what I write. So here it is. For the next while Im just going to post my History writings. Most of which are elementary. But one im actually pretty proud of. I worked my tookes off writing it. HA. any who. Here are a few. Im also aware that these are too long for most attention spans...either way. I want to post them.
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This is my EXACT bike except my crank is not BLUE
So its summer now...I know because today was the first time I got heat chills. Yes.....the heat chills. I love the heat chills, except for when they are followed with the heat dizziness and especailly when I get the "heat blue snow cone hurl". Summer time is really the reason why I live(PS...by dad just threw a jalapeno at me, we are Mexican we eat them ALL the time). Anyway, why I live....yes...summer. Summer time in Ogden before the mish was so simple and wonderful...I worked at the pool, cruised around with my crew and didn't worry about a darn thing. Yes....summer....summer lovin was also a must. girls just look better in the summer....hmmmm....weird.
This summer will be a little different. I have to work a lot.... to save money. HA. money. My place of employment is very hypocritical, in that I tell people every day about being outside soaking up the sun, being one with nature, exploring and crawling over giant mountains and trekking over boulders and much fallen timer and of course what gear they need to do this. The irony lies in that not only do I work ALL DAY, 5 days a week including Saturdays but that their are not even windows in the store to see out side.....oh well.
This summer I plan on doing a few things of worth...like contributing to the "legion of doom" my men's slow pitch softball team. Last nights games was especially great for two reasons.
1. we won.
2. the 15 year girl whew announced the game apparently missed 4th grade when the covered the work "legion". She referred to us as the "...(awkward stutter and brief pause)legend of doom"
I also have been doing bit of mountain biking...I love it. such a fun thing. cranking up hill and then CRUISING DOWN. we only go up to go down.
I'm also going to Hawaii in august..I'm not gonna lie...I'm so excited I shave my legs a month ago.
So to all of you....have a good summer. remember who you are and be happy.
"Summer is the time to build up a reseviour of joy to last us the winter."
-some guy
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So its been a while since I have written and I'm sure there are hundreds of disappointed readers out there(when I say hundreds I really mean zero people) I have a good excuse, one I'm sure everyone is using theses days, which is alright because it is pretty much valid no matter what. It goes like this; Wow, I'm sorry I would have done that but you know, i have so many finals to study for. Or, man those finals are killing me! MAN, finals are so darn tough! Jeepers, I can't handle the pressure!
I haven even gotten it from my professors! " I know we all have no time for anything because of finals but you still need to read this chapter." I was thinking at this moment...is she kidding. I have SO much free time its sick. To be hones this is one of those things that has bothered my for a long time now." I have no time" BULL! Of course you do. Their are 24 hours in every day. MAN that's a long, long time! That's 12 movies!!!! Man (my internal clock runs on movie time, like "Ill be there in a half a movie", or "man that was 3 movies long") really, my prof. has a degree in something cool, but is she really that dumb. I have 15 credit hours a full time job, I play on a rec. softball team and hang out with my buddies EVERY NIGHT and I still have plenty of time to do homework and sit on my bum and watch Rob and Big. Really. I was disappointed. Oh...but really I have been busy....too busy to write....you know because of finals.
I have 3 finals this week. One tomorrow, which I'm obviously comfortable with because I'm not studying right now. One Wednesday and Thursday. I have done the math and found that even if I get 0 points on all my finals the worst I could get in my classes would be a C. That was not a good math problem to do. Now I have a really really hard time motivating myself to do anything really. Man, math sucks in every way. hmmm. But to all those who are finaling out there. I say good luck and God's speed. Remember there is always the ATC.
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