That One Kyle

I'm writing a book.

Posted by Kyle and Randee! , Friday, March 26, 2010 3:54 PM

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER I wrote this two years ago. Im only publishing it because I think its funny. I no longer feel this way. Okay your right..yes I do.. EXCEPT for my wife. Im not just saying this to stay out of trouble... honestly as honest as I can be. She is very very forthright. Enjoy.


I don't hate women....really I don't. I know what you are thinking..."oh great another rage blog about chicks" its not a rage blog, more of a constructive criticism blog.



I have been thinking a lot, as I do. I am not about to make any judgments or even TRY to explain women, that's like understanding how rice crispies snap, crackle AND pop, and like why everything from China smells like fish, or why seeing someone get kicked in the chone chones is so funny, or why people buy Volvo's or why a human being would vote for hilary clinton....it just can not be explained. I'm instead going to attempt to just make a few suggestions to the wonderful group of people known as 'women'. here are a few things I think would help out the world



1. Don't lie.

2. Don't be liars.

3. Don't bear false witness

4. Be honest

5. Be a not liar.

6. Only tell the truth

7. Be a truth teller.

8. Be an anti-liar advocate(and practice what you advocate)



My suggestions may be numerous but they are simple.

For instance....if you don't want to go on a date. Follow rule number 6.

If you do have feelings for a young man, follow rule number 1

If you are asked a question follow rule number 7

If someone does really look fat rules 1-8 do not apply.



Ladies...I love you....remember these are only minor suggestions.

Read this. I proved it.



http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2008/03/do-women-lie-more.html









Ps. This blog has no specific reference to any one particular woman. Don't give yourself that much credit











Thanks for reading and remember who you are.