Posted by Kyle and Randee! , Monday, March 29, 2010 9:49 PM



Okay. All I'm saying is that everyone once and a while you see an Image so prolific...so mind bendingly awesome that you have to scream it from the rooftops. I love this little girl. I want her to be my pal. I want her to come to my house to sell cookies. Id spend like fifty bucks on cookies if this girl sold em. Man. I love this picture. Enjoy all.
Thanks for reading and remember who you are.


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I'm writing a book.

Posted by Kyle and Randee! , Friday, March 26, 2010 3:54 PM

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER I wrote this two years ago. Im only publishing it because I think its funny. I no longer feel this way. Okay your right..yes I do.. EXCEPT for my wife. Im not just saying this to stay out of trouble... honestly as honest as I can be. She is very very forthright. Enjoy.


I don't hate women....really I don't. I know what you are thinking..."oh great another rage blog about chicks" its not a rage blog, more of a constructive criticism blog.



I have been thinking a lot, as I do. I am not about to make any judgments or even TRY to explain women, that's like understanding how rice crispies snap, crackle AND pop, and like why everything from China smells like fish, or why seeing someone get kicked in the chone chones is so funny, or why people buy Volvo's or why a human being would vote for hilary clinton....it just can not be explained. I'm instead going to attempt to just make a few suggestions to the wonderful group of people known as 'women'. here are a few things I think would help out the world



1. Don't lie.

2. Don't be liars.

3. Don't bear false witness

4. Be honest

5. Be a not liar.

6. Only tell the truth

7. Be a truth teller.

8. Be an anti-liar advocate(and practice what you advocate)



My suggestions may be numerous but they are simple.

For instance....if you don't want to go on a date. Follow rule number 6.

If you do have feelings for a young man, follow rule number 1

If you are asked a question follow rule number 7

If someone does really look fat rules 1-8 do not apply.



Ladies...I love you....remember these are only minor suggestions.

Read this. I proved it.



http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2008/03/do-women-lie-more.html









Ps. This blog has no specific reference to any one particular woman. Don't give yourself that much credit











Thanks for reading and remember who you are.

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oops

Posted by Kyle and Randee! , Wednesday, March 24, 2010 7:21 PM



Going to College for things that require reading and writing severely inhibits me from keeping a valid blog. I have nothing a worth to say I suppose. And I just saw that I actually had some people who commented on one or two of my posts. I had no idea. Sorry to all of you who I ignored. Ignorantly I swear...hehe. Well maybe it will be good for me to write more. I thought I was merely keeping an online journal. Odd sounding pair of words...Online Journal...odd. Anywho. ALSO I found some pages that I never posted. I will do so. they are funny. Because I wrote them TWO years ago. I was silly(er). Anywho Again....So just a few minutes ago I had an idea. I write all ALL ALLL the time. I should just post what I write. So here it is. For the next while Im just going to post my History writings. Most of which are elementary. But one im actually pretty proud of. I worked my tookes off writing it. HA. any who. Here are a few. Im also aware that these are too long for most attention spans...either way. I want to post them.






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